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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 02:53

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
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Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Why does Africa have all mineral resources but she is suffering economically?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
No go.
Still no good.
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No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Was Adam white or black (African)?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is the science behind red light therapy?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
How does the brain decide "what" thought to attach to a feeling?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
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